JOKES….JOKES……
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A
math student is pestered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework
assignment. The student hesitates, not only because he thinks it's wrong, but
also because he doesn't want to be sanctioned for aiding and abetting.
His classmate calms him down: "Nobody will be able to trace my homework to you: I'll be changing the names of all the constants and variables: a to b, x to y, and so on."
Not quite convinced, but eager to be left alone, the student hands his completed assignment to the classmate for copying.
After the deadline, the student asks: "Did you really change the names of all the variables?"
His classmate calms him down: "Nobody will be able to trace my homework to you: I'll be changing the names of all the constants and variables: a to b, x to y, and so on."
Not quite convinced, but eager to be left alone, the student hands his completed assignment to the classmate for copying.
After the deadline, the student asks: "Did you really change the names of all the variables?"
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Teacher:
"Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"
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Why
do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on
taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem
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Teacher:
What is 2 k + k?
Student: 3000!
Student: 3000!
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Q: What do
you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
A: Pumpkin Pi!
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Q:
Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
· Pi to i: Get real!
i i to Pi
: Get rational!
i i to Pi
: Get rational!
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